‘Archie stays inside’ – pledge your support
Hi, it’s Archie here and I need to tell you something.
I am plotting to become an indoor cat!
Why? Because it’s so FREEZING outside!!
As you’ll know I’m far too dignified a cat to go leaping about like those youngsters Henry and Oscar.
The Top Cat has to have a bit of decorum about him you know.
But sitting outside on my furry arse for more than five minutes is likely to get me frostbite.
So I’ve decided I don’t have to go outside anymore.
My warm bed, food and mum’s lap are all inside – what more does a cat want?
The problem is that Mum and Dad seem to think I need to go out; to ‘lose some pounds’ and ‘get some fresh air’.
And worst of all, to ‘get out from under my feet when I’m cooking’. Come on, I’m supposed to be under your feet when you’re cooking! That way you know to give me some of the food too.
So furr-friends I’m asking you to help a cat in need and pledge your support for my ‘Archie stays inside’ campaign.
Together we can change the world – or at least which part of it I have to sit in!