Breaking news: Insubordinate Mum abandons Moggies for dog
Can you believe it – Mum has left us AGAIN!
And this time she’s dumped us for a dog!!
Now, don’t get us wrong, some of our best fur friends in Internet world are dogs, but out in the real world they tend to bark loudly at us and chase us into trees.
OK, it may have something to do with the way Oscar sits and taunts them when he’s just out of reach, but that’s not the point.
At the end of the day they are just not as cool as us cats!
For a start the humans won’t let them walk themselves – what use is that when you need to go out patrolling to protect your home?
So Mum has had to go and look after this Fido – or whatever her name is – while we are left here with Dad.
So soon after her trip to Cat-ah we are not amused.
Archie is already plotting a policy of avoidance and ankle whacking for her return.
Such insolence from the human slaves will not be tolerated…