Master or slave

Hey fur friends Archie puss here just chilling on the owner’s bed with Henry on this nice sunny Sunday morning 🙂
I am teaching Henry today not to always be the softest puss and to sometimes remind the humans that he is above them. These are the rules he needs to follow:

  • Sleep on their lap if they sit down (more comfortable as they provide heat)
  • Scream when they cook meat or you want your dinner or cat milk
  • If  you are in need of a good brush or stroke for a date with the local hot kitty cat then put on the cute face and rub round their legs
  • Do not eat the food they give if you do not like it
  • If you are not happy with them then whack them with your paw

Habits Henry must break:

  • Don’t ask to be picked up like a baby and fall asleep in owners arms
  • Don’t scream when you want carrying upstairs  (this is not macho)
  • Don’t allow yourself to be carried round the garden in a demeaning manner
  • Don’t allow yourself to be thrown out at night. Make sure you’re fast asleep way before they go to bed – that way you get to stay in and feel refreshed at 6.30am when it’s breakfast time

Lets hope the little scamp listens – his goody-two-shoes routine is making it difficult for the rest of us self respecting felines.
Today, the bed; tomorrow, the world…

UPDATE: Oh, no, what’s he doing? He’s letting himself be walked round the garden again!
Some cats never learn – if you want a laugh check out the video below…

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Posted on 22/04/2012, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. I don’t let my peeps pick me up but that’s ‘cuz I am scared! But for sure…they would never toss me out at night…in fact they would never put me out at all ‘cuz of cars, coyotes, foxes and mean peeps who might hurt me. So be safe kittehs. Paw pats Savannah

    • I used to be like that Savy, however after two year of constant attention and loving from my owners I built up confidence and every now and then leave the back garden (Not very far and only for minute max), however the house and front and back gardens are my domain mainly. Archie xxx

      • gosh thank you Archie for your support. It is so troubling to me and Mom and Dad ‘cuz I was Ok being in Mom’s office and now I can’t stay in my bed in there if someone comes in. Weird, huh? Paw hugs Savannah

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