Master or slave

Hey fur friends Archie puss here just chilling on the owner’s bed with Henry on this nice sunny Sunday morning 🙂
I am teaching Henry today not to always be the softest puss and to sometimes remind the humans that he is above them. These are the rules he needs to follow:

• Sleep on their lap if they sit down (more comfortable as they provide heat)
• Scream when they cook meat or you want your dinner or cat milk
• If  you are in need of a good brush or stroke for a date with the local hot kitty cat then put on the cute face and rub round their legs
• Do not eat the food they give if you do not like it
• If you are not happy with them then whack them with your paw

Habits Henry must break:

• Don’t ask to be picked up like a baby and fall asleep in owners arms
• Don’t scream when you want carrying upstairs  (this is not macho)
• Don’t allow yourself to be carried round the garden in a demeaning manner
• Don’t allow yourself to be thrown out at night. Make sure you’re fast asleep way before they go to bed – that way you get to stay in and feel refreshed at 6.30am when it’s breakfast time

Lets hope the little scamp listens – his goody-two-shoes routine is making it difficult for the rest of us self respecting felines.
Today, the bed; tomorrow, the world…

UPDATE: Oh, no, what’s he doing? He’s letting himself be walked round the garden again!
Some cats never learn – if you want a laugh check out the video below…